Versuri Cocktales
- Too Short

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these are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
you dont like my dirty raps
you can go to hell
cause short dog's on the mic
telling cocktales.

H-E-A-D
all you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
you just a big freak
you better not complain
when you hear these cocktales and you hear yo name
if you a fake bitch
aint no thang
i pick up the phone and call Denine
if i call Marie, i know for a fact
ill get sucked in my drop top cadillac
i met this freak named Naomi
strait dick sucker worked me and my homie
she had a girl friend her name was Vicky
i pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick
she was fine as f***k but cant f***k with Tina
Tina Tina the sperm cleaner
i took her to my house and i told her strip
baby got freaky started doin the splits
i said biotch
do what you want
cause a true blue mac won't even front
i f***ked her wit my finger
she tried to cum
p***y so tight wouldnt give me none
im sure Too Short couldn't be no punk
im tryin a get funky cause i love to funk
my dick is big and her nigga had a little one
i didnt f***k her freaky a*s but it was still fun
i know you stop and wonder just what it is
its the California lifestyle that i live
see im from the crew
dangerous bitch
tellin everybody bout this freaky s***t
i know this bitch name Annette
you get her all alone and she'll suck yo dick
hella freak
won't say no fo s***t
you and her all alone nigga thats yo bitch
i know another freak
her names Joanne
i always get the p***y cause i know i can
finest bitch around aint got no man
every time she cross my mind
i go f***k her again
shes like another freak
named Christina
bitch so dumb i named her misdemeanor
cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
i took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
you know i did all that s***t
she got my number if she beep me ima call that bitch
and go digin them guts like a gardner

if she start screamin ima f***k the bitch harder cause.

*CHORUS*.

i meet the groupies
hookers like Kathy
f***kin MC's cause shes so nasty
see her backstage tryina throw that a*s
she just like to freak
and she had to pa*s me that p***y
you cant stop the bitch
let her roll on those and then drop her rich
my name is short
my game is long
i freak these hoes
and sing these songs
i know a bitch named Stephanie
do anything she can to have s*x wit me
she really dont bring out the best in me
but i love her fine a*s layin next to me
shes like another freak named Nicole
so damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
i took her to my house
she gave me the panties
i f***ked her so good she told her friend named Angie
Angie called me up about two weeks later
talkin some s***t about do me player
so i did her
just like Tamera
takin naked pictures with my polaroid camera
next they told a bitch
named Raquel
got my skin all under her fingernails
she was diggin in my back while i grind the s***t
that was way back
now i cant find the bitch
but if i do ill probably do the same again
break the bitch for everything
cause i came to pimp
im Too Short baby
i dont stop mackin
i grab the microphone and i dont stop rappin
you can bet yo life
as i spit these raps ill be f***kin em up like that
biotch
i know a bitch
her name is Sheri
i had to cut her loose cause she wanna get married
p***y so good and i do mean very
sometimes its shaved sometimes its hairy
im Short Dog aint nothin nice
yeah but make me mad and ill f***k your wife
have fun wit your bitch
have her sprung on my dick
i guess ill pull it out and just cum on your bitch
like my other little tramp
named Erica
anywhere i wanna f***k
thats where i f***k
cause shes the frekiest bitch in America
and everytime i get the p***y
i just tear it up cause.

*CHORUS *
BIOTCH
and it dont stop to the beat