I.
I woke up yesterday
And the Internet delay
Made me angry and upset
I have wished to crush the net.
Chorus
Ting-a-ling Ting-a-ling
I have too much ping
I'm not online anymore
I can bear it no more.
II.
It seems I followed a link
And my system started to sink
I just want to do a restore
That lost data's like a sore.
Chorus
Ting-a-ling Ting-a-ling
I have too much ping
I'm not online anymore
I can bear it no more.
III.
But the damage is done
And the viruses are gone
In the future I won't cry
I'll always keep a close eye.
Chorus x 2
Ting-a-ling Ting-a-long
We have finished the song
You should never forget
We can have a safer net!