She ¨c got my number and she ¨c chasing me so far
Me ¨c out of slumber, i can do with no faut-pas
Mixed-up and bleeding, i's high on believing
It's all surreal
Slip on a t-shirt, me ¨c gotta look so cool
Me biba braces are making me so cruel
She ¨c dinosaur and me ¨c her he-****e
Sleep muriel.
Oh! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty p***s
This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping.
She dressed to kill and me ¨c looking so jolly
I know she will 'cos she's a lady of folly
She's seventeen, oh! you know what i mean
She's a circus girl
Across the ring on a gay light fantastic
For anything, oh! she'll bust her elastic.
She ¨c so inviting, me ¨c giving up fighting
I'm all in a whirl.
Oh! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty p***s
This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping.
A superman in a comical moment
Jump through the fan, you're the inhuman showman
Oh! hear the roar of the crowd call for more
So gullible!!!!
Me ¨c took ma hand and she said "never give up"
Oh schizophrenia, i know you, i been yes
So subtle¡..
Oh! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty p***s
This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping