Voice: In the early days of the West, the peaceful town of Sniddler's Gulch was threatened by one of the meanest desparados of all time, Cowboy X, a man who left his mark everywhere!.
(Cowboy X comes riding into town with a branding iron in one hand marked with the letter X.).
Frightened Looking Man: It's Cowboy X!.
Cowboy X: Letter X! Letter X! Yipee!!! (he stamps an X).
Voice: Cowboy X left X's everywhere - on the houses, on the streets, in the schoolhouse, X's on the horses, X's on the town hall, even on the good citizens of Sniddler's Gulch themselves!.
Cowboy X: (in the distance) X! X! Yipeeee!.
(Rides off, leaving a trail of X's).
Voice: The citizens finally decided that Cowboy X had to be stopped.
Man 1: Throw him in jail!.
Man 2: Run him out of town!.
Little Boy: (crowd dies down) Wait, what if we just ASK Cowboy X to please stop marking up our town with X's?.
Man 3: The kid's got an idea!.
Man 4: It's so crazy it might work.
Woman: Here comes Cowboy X now.
Cowboy X: X! Woohoo! X! Yiiiiiipee -- X!.
(Cowboy X screeches his horse to a halt and stamps an X on the boy's hat.).
Little Boy: Cowboy X, would you please stop marking X's all over our town?.
Cowboy X: Why, sure ah'll stop! (laughs).
Cowboy X: From now on, ah'll be known as Cowboy O! (horse neighs) Yiiiipeeeee!!!.
(Rides off, leaving O's all over the place.).
Voice: And the citizens of Sniddler's Gulch lived happily ever, because they really weren't very smart!