Ernie: Bert? Hey, Bert? Bert?.
Bert: Ernie, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.
Ernie: Hey, Bert, did you ever think about all the things you like?.
Bert: Well sure, Ernie, but not now, huh?.
Ernie: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Bert.
Bert: Ernie, I'm trying to sleep.
Ernie: Oh come on, Bert, just one. Just name one thing that you like okay? Name just one.
Bert: Alright, Ernie, I'll try.
SUNG:.
I like paper clips.
Ernie: Paper clips?.
Bert: Paper clips!
I like bottle caps.
Ernie: Bottle caps.
Bert: Bottle caps!
I love pigeons, yeah.
Ernie: Pigeons?.
Bert: Love pigeons, oh, yes I do.
Ernie: Well, Bert, you know
I don't really like any of those things
But I like you.
Bert: Aw, Ernie.
Ernie: I like playing jokes.
Bert: Playing jokes.
Ernie: Playing jokes!
Love my rubber duck.
Bert: Rubber duck.
Ernie: Rubber duckie!.
Ernie: I like bubble gum.
Bert: Bubble gum.
Ernie: Bubble gum! Yes I do.
Bert: Well now, Ernie
I'm not crazy 'bout any of those things
But I like you.
Ernie: I like to lie awake
In bed at night and talk to you.
Bert: Yeah, I know
I like to say goodnight and go to sleep.
Ernie: I like to go and see the big hippopotamus in the zoo.
Bert: Hey, Ernie, you know what?.
Ernie: What, Bert?.
Bert: I like that, too!.
Ernie: I like jelly beans.
Bert: Jelly beans?.
Ernie: Jelly beans!.
Bert: I like lentil soup.
Ernie: Lentil soup?.
Bert: Yeah!
I like a marching band.
Ernie: I like a music box.
Both: Yes I do.
Ernie: But though I don't always like everything.
Bert: That I like.
Both: Still I like you.
Bert: Though I'm not too crazy about your rubber duckie.
Ernie: Though I don't love pigeons.
Both: Still we're awfully lucky
'Cause I like you