Bert: "18.... 19..... 20.... Boy, those exercises are great, Ernie, I'm gonna turn the light
off now though. "
Ernie: "OK, Bert. "
Bert: (yawns) "OK, Ernie... G'night now sleep tight.. "
Ernie: "G'night Bert... sweet dreams. "
Bert: "OK... g'night. "
(Sound of water dripping)
Bert: "Hey uh... Hey Ern.... Ernie? "
Ernie: "What? "
Bert: "You uh, hear that? Sounds like water dripping, you know? "
Ernie: "Is that right? Yeah, it does sound like water dripping. I must've left the faucet on a
little bit when I washed my hands... that's all, Bert.. g'night. "
Bert: "Hey Ernie, I can't sleep with the sound of water dripping. "
Ernie: "You can't? "
Bert: "No. "
Ernie: "Gee. "
Bert: "Well, would you do me a favor and do something about the sound of that water dripping?
Ernie: "Sure, Bert. Anything for you. I don't mind at all. Ol' Ernie will take care of it
alright. " (Ernie gets out of bed)
Bert: "Good. "
(Radio blasts which causes Bert to jerk out of bed)
Bert: "Ernie! Ernie what is that? "
Ernie: "That's the radio, Bert. "
Bert: "Ernie, the radio?! "
Ernie: "Yeah, well you said you couldn't sleep with the sound of that water dripping, well,
this way you can't hear that old faucet hardly at all, can you, Bert? Keeheehee. "
Bert: "No, I can't hear the water dripping anymore.. but I can hear the radio and you know
what, Ernie? I can't sleep with the sound of that radio either it's so loud! Ernie! Aww.. come on!
Ernie: "Well don't worry about it, Bert, I mean 'ol Ernie will take care of that too. I'll do
that for you, Bert. "
Bert: "Alright! "
(Ernie turns the vacuum cleaner on which causes Bert to jerk out of bed again)
Bert: "Ernie! Ern... what're you doing? Why'd you turn the vacuum cleaner on?! "
Ernie: "What's that Bert? I can't hear you! "
Bert: "I said, why'd you turn the vacuum cleaner ooooonnnnn?!!!!! "
Ernie: "Well you said you couldn't sleep with the sound of the radio, well this way, you can't
hear that radio hardly at all!!!!!! "
Bert: "All right. All right... Ernie, stay where you are.. stay where you are, don't move.
Ernie: "OK Bert! G'niiiiiiight!!!!! "
Bert: "First, I'm gonna get this vaccum cleaner. There. I'm gonna shut this radio off now! I'm
gonna... Ok, I shut the radio off, now I'm gonna get the water.. There... OK.... Alright, now we can
finally get some sleep with some nice peace and quiet (Bert gets into bed) *mutters* Boy, this is
Bert: "Ernie? Ernie you're snoring. "
(Ernie snores again)
Bert: "Ernie!! *sigh* It's not fair, it's just not fair. "