n't touch me! Get away from me!.
Homeboy you better stop it keep up you're gonna get it.
Your mouth is gettin' sassy don't make me have to hit it.
Cuz when I heard about you my teeth just gritted.
You told me that you didn't but I knew you were with it.
Bet you got a chick on the side.
Sure you got a chick.
I know you got a chick on the side.
(Love bandit, love bandit).
Don't worry, boy, cuz I won't complain, no need to explain.
I seen everything through the window pane.
You and your other lover, that's really insane.
And another thing: Please take off my gold ring.
I got another finger I can put it on.
You blew the deal so now I'm all gone.
I was prepared for just in case you messed around.
On the side you could be replaced.
But you could have found a better way of lettin' me down.
Instead of running around with every girl in town.
I heard you on the phone the other day.
Don't you say it's an old friend all the way from L. A.
I finally caught onto your little game.
Your lying and denying is a cryin' shame.
You took me for granted, this is the end, dammit.
You're playing the field like you're some (love bandit).
Oooo my, oooo my so-called fiancee listen to what I say.
Whatever game you play I play the same way.
So if you wanna go mess around and cheat.
And you wanna romance between another girl's sheets.
Go ahead sweetheart, I expected that.
Cuz you're nothing but a cheap, little, stuck-up brat.
Wherever you're at you want this and that.
You dirty rat, I'm not a welcome mat.
I got another lover, and I know he cares.
So smile child, but keep your crocodile tears.
Go ahead, go, go boy! I'm going steady.
In loving arms this teddy is ready.
He fixed the table for his and hers.
And while the dinner simmers he served the hors'doevres.
Then munch-out time, hit the wine, get mellow.
Cleared off the table and his hello-jello.
I can't express the feeling that I get.
So I just lay back and light up a cigarette.
And try to be cool, collected, and calm.
He tells me my fortune and reads my palm.
With a suave taste I cannot embrace.
In a feeling of desire by the fireplace.
Love bandit, I'm makin' it clear.
See ya later, gator, I'm gettin' outta here, yeah.
You're at the window starin' at the sky.
Birds fly by, you start to wonder why.
You're not by my side sharing the dream.
That one day you'll be my king, and I'll be your queen.
I call you every day, ask to get into your home.
I tell you I'm alone, but you hang up the phone.
You're like a hot flame getting ready to burn.
You say you're concerned, baby, you don't earn