i don't know why you bother
nothing's ever good enough for you.
(by the way) i was there and it wasn't like that.
you've come here just to start a fight
you had to p***s on our parade
you had to shred our big day
you had to ruin it for all concerned
in a drunken punch-up at a wedding
don't infect me with your poison
a bully in a china shop
when i turn 'round you stay frozen to the spot
you had the pointless snide remarks
of hammerheaded sharks
the pot will call the kettle black
it's a drunken punch-up at a wedding yeah
oh no no