Make your money with a suit and tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your money with a buyout bribe
Make it lie as long as you mean it.
I? m not king of comedy,
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me).
Make your money with exploitation
Make it holy illumination
Say a prayer at every station
Don? t forget to ask for mercy
Make your money with a pretty face
Make it easy with product placement
Make it charged with controversy
I? m straight, I? m queer, I? m bi.
I? m not king of comedy,
I? m not your magazine,
I? m not your television.
Make your money, make it rich
Make it young and make it quick
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
It? s pick up sticks,
Make your enemies make your moves
Make your critics fumble through
Make it smart and make it schmooze
Make it look easy.
I? m not king of comedy,
I? m not your magazine,
I? m not your television,
I? m not your movie screen
I? m not commodity (all together now)
I? m not commodity
I? m not commodity