I went down to the guitar store and I bought myself some things.
Then I went home to fix this guitar to see if it could sing.
When I got done I plugged it in but it made no sound at all.
So I was gettin' pretty p***d and I plugged it into the wall.
Guess it's not a signing type, it would rather yell and spit.
If you don't think you'll like this guitar then you're really askin' for s***!.
'Cause when I get mad, I get red, and then I start to steam.
And this guitar is gonna f***k your face 'cause it knows how to scream!.
Hi, I'm Bill. I was the one who did the cover art for the Stone's Sucking in the 70's LP.