Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
(There's squirrels in my pants!)
(That girl gote some serious squirrels in her pants.)
(There are squirrels in my pants!).
Tell me what's making you jump like that?
S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats.
S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be movin' like me.
Step right over and watch me put it down.
Squirrels!
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it-
S to the I to the M to the P.
Who you got back home waterin' your plants?
S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government graants?
S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance.
S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!
Got an aunt Florence livin' in France.
She can't see the - squirrels in my pants!.
Step right over and watch me put it down.
Squirrels!
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it-
S to the I to the M to the P.