In
the morning I awake.
I feel my bladder about to break.
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes.
Just feeling lousy.
My girlfriend tells me that.
It's time to take a bath.
I say, ";No, not today, it's only Tuesday";.
Once every 24 hours.
I'm supposed to take a shower.
That's not the way I do it.
Do it do it.
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind.
I don't want to do it.
Do it do it.
It doesn't make a difference to me.
Everyday I do the same old thing.
So why should I have to be clean?.
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Also known as shower days.
I hate them