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Versuri My v****a
- Nofx

My v****a has two sets of lips, but I don? t got monthly blood drips
My v****a hardly even used
My v****a got lot? s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in
Turning donnie into Marie Osmand.

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my a*s
I go from front to back Cause I don? t want to get a bladder infection.

I never thought I? d miss my vas deferance
I trade it in for a par of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians.

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friend my new designer c***t
They think I? m kinda weird but that? s ok with me
Cause now I kick their a*s playing from the ladies tee
There? s nothing finer than having a v****a


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