The evening fog was rolling in
It was getting hard to see
The old white car edged down the road
Headed for the double e.
She was bringin' down dinner for grandpa
It was crawlin' with vitamins
And tender as a mother's love
When she saw the tv vans.
The side door was open
There were three tvs
Grandpa's face was on every one
He was talkin' to a woman with a microphone
She was sexy and her hair was all done.
Sun green came out and met grandma then
"my, you're such a beautiful girl
Mother earth needs more like you
You should go out now and see the world.
What's grandpa doin' on tv?
I got his dinner in the car
All these vans have blocked our road
But we can carry it, it's not too far"