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Versuri Grandma got run over by a reindeer
- Maurie Fields

What a lovely evening for a stroll
I feel full of the Christmas Spirits [bang/crash] - Oh
Ho-ho-ho Merry Christmas.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much Fosters
And we begged her not to go
She began to sing like Christmas
As she staggered outside lookin' for the snow.

When we found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

'Cause grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we believe.

Now the duck is on the table
And the puddin's all so big
And the blue and silver candles
That almost match the hair in Granny's wig.

We went out and warned the neighbours
Better watch out for yourselves

They should never give a licence
To a guy that drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

'Cause grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been takin' this so well
Sittin' there and watchin' tele
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma
And all the family's dressed in black
And we can't just help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send 'em back.

'Cause grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we believe.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our place Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandad, we belie-ie-ieve..