hello. thank you for calling distubing the peace.
to help expidite your call please listen carfuly to the following options:
if your calling to send us in a demo tape, press 1
if youre calling regarding a job, press 2
if youre calling to borrow money, press 3
if youre calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area, press 4
if youre out of alcohal on sunday, press 5
if you need a ho for an evening, press 6
if you woke up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press 7
[presses 7]
you just pressed 7! youve been introduced and victimized to a moral crime called t-baggin
we suggest you promtly hang up the phone,
beat the a*s of any white guys you hung out with last night
then find and destroy all photos before they apear on the internet