I'd like to get away, Junior, somewhere alone with you
It could be oh, so gay, Junior, you need a laugh or two
A certain place I know, Frankie, where funny people can have fun
That's where the two will go, Darling
Before you can count up, one, two, three, four..
There's a small hotel with a wishing well, I wish that we were there together
There's a bridal suite, one room bright and neat, complete for us to share together
Looking through the window, you can see a distant steeple
Not a sign of people -- who wants people?
When the steeple bell says, "Good night, sleep well, " we'll thank the small hotel together
We'll creep into our little shell, and we will thank the small hotel together