It was then I decided to call the doctor
For my appointment to buy what?
T**s and a*, shall I buy a fancy pair?
Tightened up that derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
T**s and a*, you can knock and someones there
Shake the new maracas and youre fine
T**s and a*, can change your life
Would they change mine
Wouldnt cost a fortune, neither
Wouldnt hurt my s*x life either
Its a gas, I have never seen a pair
Chorus girl or movie star or wife
T**s and a*, oh yeah, t and a
T**s and a*s can change your life