Ho
neymooners, she was a dying breed.
Honeymooners, I married a female lead.
Palm court crooners Here more to her taste,.
But I was a three time loser with an ordinary face.
Honeymooners, should have heard my mother's tales.
When over dinner she insisted I eat snails.
Honeymooners, when I caught the waiter's eye.
Was then I noticed he was smiling at my wife.
CHORUS.
But oh my how we could love, I was hand.
and she was glove.
The marriage was born in heaven.
and we were in bed by seven.
But oh my how we could love,.
I was hand and she was glove.
The marriage went into recession,.
all through my pained expression.
Honeymooners, she was after making fours.
And the ski-instructor was caught between floors.
I saw him thank her as she offered him a hand I.
So how was he to know that she was into nylon pants.
CHORUS.
But oh my how we could love,.
I was hand and she was glove.
The marriage was born in heaven.
and we were in bed by seven.
But oh my how we could love,.
I was hand and she was glove.
The marriage went into recession,.
All through my pained expression.
Honeymooners I guess it's time to pack my bags,.
Goodbye Hawaii, au revoir to all that,.
Hello mother, please forgive what I did.
But I'm off to find another wife who's into playing bridge.
CHORUS.
But oh my how we could love,.
I was hand and she was glove,.
She wanted a honeymooner,.
but I was a "come to sooner''.
But oh my how we could love,.
I was hand and she was glove,.
We caused a locomotion. because of my jealous notions