Whilst Robson plays his Sharp CD
And Beardsley paints his lounge "hint of green"
And the big clubs dream of a Superleague
Of Keegan's "reasonable" three thousand a week
But back at Sinthonia, the ground's hardly packed
And the bank won't give them an overdraft
So it's play a full team of Y. T. S.
Or get sponsored by the D. H. S. S.