If a man has one cat
And another one comes to stay
How many cats are there in his house today.
Two p***y cats, two p***y cats
Two p***y cats, two p***y cats.
Another cat scratches on the door
The man lets him in
The cat says 'awfully good of you old chap'
And licks him on the chin [slurp].
Three p***y cats, three p***y cats
Three p***y cats, three p***y cats.
A little bit later on, two more cats appear
A tabby one and a stray
The man gives them an ice cold beer
And that makes -.
Five p***y cats, five p***y cats
Five p***y cats, five p***y cats
Lyin' on the kitchen floor
Meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow.
Four cats jump up
And run away chasin' a mouse
So how many cats
Are there still left in this house.
One p***y cat, one p***y cat
A one little p***y cat
A little bitty p***y cat
Lyin' on the kitchen floor.
Meiow, meiow, meiow