I want to f***k a dog in the a*s
he wants to f***k a dog in the a*s
I want to f***k a dog
that's right kids.
i tried to f***k your mom in the a*s
tried to f***k your dad in the a*s
could only find a dog... in his a*s.
we wanna f***k a dog in the a*s
we wanna f***k a dog in the a*s
we wanna f***k a dog.
i tried to f***k a f***kin pirate in the a*s
(pirate says "Ay, me and my first matey ya scurvy curr")
tried to f***k a f***king pirate
but i found a dog
(pirate says "Ay that was no pirate man that was my own sister. ")
(Mark says "It's a Mexican pirate. ").
we wanna f***k a dog in the a*s
we wanna f***k a dog in the a*s
wanna f***k a f***kin dog.
F***k you.