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ld a candle to a naked flame.
Ask the atheist his christian name.
Try parachuting from a burning plane.
Finding someone else you could blame.
If i ever thought you'd be lonely.
If i ever thought you'd be there.
If i ever fought the alimony.
Painted pony.
You'd be there.
Eskimo heart.
Bedouin throat.
A butcher trussed up in a camel hair coat.
A crowning in the castle.
A drowning in the moat.
Ocean dried,.
Desert afloat.
If i ever thought you'd be lonely.
If i ever thought you'd be there.
If i ever fought the alimony.
My one and only.
You'd be there.
One for the lady,.
One for the gent.
Signatures in wet cement,.
And if you ever ask,.
What i meant then i'd never know,.
Then i'd never know..