What the f***k is yo name mutha f***ka....
Stiff Peter.. stiff, stiff peter.
I'm gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of my life, and ladies listen up... I may just save your relationship.
They took a dick from California, transplanted that mutha f***ka to Washington DC and it f***ked the nation...
An answer.. an answer..... and my latest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitch's mouth.
That Dick Almighty.. all.. almighty, that Dick Almighty... all.. almighty.. that dick......... almighty.
Dick Almighty's of no surprise.. it'll f***k all the bitches
All shapes and size.
She'll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock.
He'll tear the p***y open cuz its satisfaction, the bitch won't leave its fatal attraction.
Dick so powerful she'll kneel and pray, awaiting her time hoping soon to slay.
That dick.. will make a bitch cry, when f***kin a bitch that's tight inside
That dick.. has got a spell on you, once it gets inside you'll act a fool.
That dick.. will make a bitch act cute, suck my dick bitch and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want it..
If you could wear a dick.. bitch, you would flaunt it.
Bitches are the one's thinkin dicks get soft, they f***k one time and they got off
Thinkin its slick just to ride the dick, they'll make a nigga cum and then he'll quit?.
But not the long one.. I won't play that s***, put her a*s in the buck and kill the c**t
Its 15 inches long, eight inches thick.. last name almighty first name is dick.
That dick.. is a mutha f***ka, I cant be p***y whipped by a dick sucka
That dick.. will drive a bitch crazy, bitches wanna f***k when your tired and lazy
That dick.. sometimes costs you money, don't be blamed for a child that's not yours dummy.
That dick.. is a greedy bitch's dinner.. I let a bitch feed before I go up in her.
Bitches go crazy at the all night f***k, starting from the back then to the buck
Since a good dick is hard to find, I kill that p***y then f***k your mind.
Bitches like the dick just claim defeat, forget the salad just eat my meat
They pay big dollars cuz they don't dumb freaks, to spend time with the Dick the Almighty.
That dick.. will make ya cheat on yo man
Make you so freaky and hot in the a*s
That dick.. will make ya hurt yourself
When you don't have dick you'll finger f***k yourself
That dick.. is an awful thing but you bull-dykin bitches are f***kin up the game, rubbin belly to belly and skin to skin, f***kin like hell but aint no dick going in.
When a women is about to grab my private personal parts... I want her to grab my private personal parts... grab my private personal parts.
This record is dedicated to all you gals who don't appreciate us men enough..
A Hard man is good to find... a hard man is good to find